Physics and the seemingly impossible

Chuck Norris is faster than light speed, (186,247 miles per second).

Chuck Norris is also more powerful than an atomic bomb.

It works this way:-

Chuck Norris can be everywhere at once. Being able to be everywhere at once questions fixed ideas held that no thing, object, sub-atomic particle, and so on can move faster than light speed.

Chuck being able to be everywhere at once makes a fundamental change to Einstein’s theory of Relativity and more importantly, the equation

E=MC2

Where E is energy, M is Mass, and C2 is light speed squared.

With C a variable and in Chuck Maths and Chuck physics the equation is this;

C or light speed becomes (C^x) - C or light speed is raised to a power greater than it’s generally accepted finite 186,247 miles per second state and thus C is expressed as C^x where x is the factor greater than finite light speed or C multiplied and then squared the equation becomes

E=M(C^x)2

Therefore mass, the object, in this case Chuck Norris (M) being every where at once and faster than light speed produces an imbalance in E or energy produced.

So, working the equation backwards gives;

((C^x)2) X (M) = E^

This postulation gives the result of energy being itself greater then first calculated by Albert Einstein as a fixed result and the equation not taking into account the Chuck (or C as in light speed) variation to the energy produced which is actually more than the fixed value of E and becomes E^ or Energy raised to a power greater than it possesses.

The proposition approaches “chaos theory” with the variable “y, raising by a power” is applied to “E”, energy. The following example can be examined as chaos theory or as a singularity. In this application with E (energy) being raised by any magnitude chaos and singularity are interchangeable nomenclature for the event.

((C^x)2) X (M) = E^y where "y" is the power to which E (energy) will be raised by. The initiating factor, the key factor which drives the equation is that by being every where at once, Chuckie has achieved singularity. In mathematics, a singularity is in general a point at which a given mathematical object is not defined, or a point of an exceptional set where it fails to be well-behaved in some particular way, such as differentiability. By achieving a singularity Chuck, in being every where at once has exceeded light speed by an infinite degree. That variable introduced into the classic equation. E=MC2 and applied to C increased by an exponential factor makes the modified equation work.

Essentially the C or Chuck Norris variable in the equation means that Chuckie boy is more powerful than an atomic bomb and faster than light speed.

QED.

Cheers,

Aunty Jack.
 
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