I'd love to help. Some tips:
You can download an ISO file and burn your own CD or USB drive.
You can boot Puppy from USB, so if you have a USB drive of at least 500 MB (Puppy is tiny!) you're good to go.
I never fool with the DIY approach. I once asked how to burn a movie onto DVD, and it was like a ten to twenty step process...I'd bet making it bootable, and doing the checksum would add to that. I buy Linux discs already done up. Now that OSDisc is belly-up, I either get them from Ebay or have the local PC shop do it. Worth $10 to avoid the irritation.
I don't do flashdrives either. When I had my PC in the shop, I had them set boot order to DVD burner>secondary HDD>primary HDD. I'd guess flashdrive comes next, but XP Pro (primary HDD) would never let it get that far.
Now if you know how to tame this very bad dog, I might give it a second chance. I'd need to know how to make it to connect to the internet, and raise the force field (firewall) with minimal effort, and it would have to be very minimum effort, as my patience with this distro is already at the bare minimum.